1. Vodka & Red Bull - Prince Harry
What's worse than Red Bull on its own? That's right, it's Vodka and Red Bull or rather Vodka+Red Bull+Prince Harry, since this sugar-laden nightmare is apparently the drink of choice for part-time helicopter pilot/playboy Prince Harry, when he climbs out of those non-combat fatigues and runs himself a bubble bath.
Personally I never touch the stuff - alcoholic rocket fuel that makes one's Royal rotors whir - too many desperate student memories.